Paige Is No Longer Here


Paige moved and didn't leave a forwarding address, so who knows where she is now. Click Here and we promise that whatever random place you end up will not be this sad and forlorn empty space which is devoid of content and lacking in engagement.

P.S. While you could complain to management by sending a message to "webmaster" there is always some question as to the expected efficacy. As in, does that address even go someplace? Or is it like the suggestion box in a big department store that just shreds every entry automatically? Or perhaps like that little button in the elevator that says "close door" when we all know it isn't connected to anything at all. But sure, go ahead and send a message, I'm sure the webmaster has nothing better to do than track down some errant URL that you probably just mistyped. And the webmaster certainly did not write this message at all, what makes you think that anyway? Okay fine then send a message, see if I care, just tell them where you got this rotten link or there'll be hell to pay.





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